Verse 1 - E Luv
People think music is about groupies and fu--in' bitc-es
That ain't the business and they were never faced with deadlines to hit
In the studio and its passed 2am - tasked with finishing your shi-
No weed smoke, no alcohol - no distractions just me and the lyrics
Got the soft porn flick on the tube as I sit down to do what I gotta do
No video dancers, no lap dance at the club - let's keep this true
True to form, which is true to myself - fu-- the immaterial wealth
Yes, sex does sell - but that's not quite the story I'm trying to tell

It's about this guy I know - who got burned has a heart of cold
Closed himself off from the rest of the world - watch the events unfold
Before your very eyes or ears - this shi- was years in the making
You need to realize years of loneliness were quite the undertaking
For this guy I know, those feelings started long ago with Princess Leia
Then enter Stephano acting a fool, solidified with Roman and Marlena
And their wedding - the emotions the feelings the bliss
It was a shame - he thought True Luv was a prerequisite to happiness

Rather than the roadmap to disappointment it really fu--in' is
For those who found it, he made comparisons - he was almost envious
Until he analyzed, dissected, then commenced to reconstruct the concept
This motherfu--er sat down and wrote a book on how he envisioned the shi-
That nobody read, you pour you heart into something - see what happens
Time and time again - hard-headed, he would never learn this lesson
But fu-- that shi-, there was nothing else that anybody could teach him
He was prepared to be alone if he never found anybody to hit The 10 Criterion


Verse 2 - E Luv
If you can't cus about it then you're just not passionate
That was his mindset, but wrote himself into a corner - what'd he expect
Would happen with the teddy bears, video games, and Japanese animation
He wasn't willing to bend in order to make the fu--in' love connection
Therein he drew the line and it da-n sure wasn't thin - it was thick
Watching others in luv and the way they act made him sick to his stomach
And what they did to get it - an argument could be made that it wasn't them
Tried to be another person but nothing changes - it's just latent

Maybe all that actin' out was by his own intelligent design
To narrow the field down - not waste his motherfu--in' time
What would he look like having to give up what was truly enjoyed
Married, but hollow like a fu--ing toy and that he wished to avoid
So somewhere between college and now he made a fu--in' come up
Mentally, physically, financially - eligible like who the fu-- wants some
Females came and went and left again - never felt worthy enough to stay
Their words not his - everybody would marry him but not date

Except you can't get to home plate without first touching third base
Lucky not to have made any mistakes - their flight was his saving grace
Stuck with the garter, his friends all got married - it wasn't fu--in' fair
Parents don't understand and friends don't have the fu--in' time to care
What did he do to deserve this, shoulder this - godless, friendless
He was glad for their happiness but it also beget a deep sadness
He began to question shi-  - this punishment, but god did not exist
Because a god that would put a person through this wasn't worthy of worship


Verse 3 - E Luv
Here we are, coming upon the climax - can he resolve these feelings
Well I'm a closet romantic and I like happy endings
So I hope so, motherfu--ers don't know that he found True Luv
Found his goddess to share the throne - it's The One I'm speakin' of
Someone to go after this shi- and share this shi- with
There she was - something forced her to make eye contact
As a result, she missed her elevator car on a whim
So he only had milliseconds to project his elevator pitch

Often I hold back, at times I can't express ideas verbally
So I have to sit down in order to express those thoughts lyrically
To break down all the things that are most important to me
Immortalized in words for all time, and now you have this in writing
And I swear to your God because I can't speak to my own
Remember I may not be religious, but I'm extremely spiritual
As far as the physical is concerned - that is not my goal
In the end, all I need is your heart, and you can have my soul

Now see that last part was deep - even for me, I-I mean him...
I need to quit with the third person omniscient and finish this shi-
We face each other for the first time - eyes mesmerized
Completely immobile - freezing time and space as if by rite
What's more, I've seen you smile - I can't dishonor you
I refuse to fight you, I don't even have the strength to argue
I fu--in' luv you! - hey, never gave up hope, what more can I say
Except that I am worthy to be luved, and am glad that you feel the same way


Hook - E Luv
I fu--in' luv you!
I fu--in' luv you!!
I fu--in' luv you!!!
I fu--in' luv you!!!!